Set of 12 Pun Cards
All 12 Scrumpit pun card from Scrumpit's inventor and pun master John Mott. The cards read as follows:
- Willow yew go sprout with me?
- Will yew bean my valentine?
- Lilac and think of England
- Lettuce make lovage
- Leek, pea & weed. Incontinence rules. Get well soon.
- I loofah yew with all my artichoke
- Happy birthday to yew!
- I lost my cherry in the tango
- Aw shucks! Give peas a chance (I'm so sorrel)
- Aloe! Cumin and take your cloves off!
- Wanted: The Ugli. $500 reward
- Willow you marrow me