Pun Card

Pun Card

 

An illustrated card with a delightful pun from Scrumpit's inventor and pun master John Mott.

 

The cards read as follows: 

  • Willow yew go sprout with me?
  • Will yew bean my valentine?
  • Lilac and think of England
  • Lettuce make lovage
  • Leek, pea & weed. Incontinence rules. Get well soon.
  • I loofah yew with all my artichoke
  • Happy birthday to yew!
  • I lost my cherry in the tango
  • Aw shucks! Give peas a chance (I'm so sorrel)
  • Aloe! Cumin and take your cloves off!
  • Wanted: The Ugli. $500 reward
  • Willow you marrow me
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